Oh man, this is brilliant. I wish I had the cojones to send these to someone. This company specializes in bouquets of dead/dying flowers, perfect for sending a message without going all the way to burning bag of dog poop on the porch, or dead trout under the car seat. This is much classier.
Dirty Rotten Flowers
I do feel a little bad for this teddy bear, so I'm telling myself he was an evil teddy bear.
Or maybe it represents the dysfunctional, yet wholly pure nature of their love. WHAT ABOUT THAT?
ReplyDeleteThey do, they represent the stinky, decomposing side of love. That which I am hoping to avoid smelling.
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